More on Manitoba Sasquatch / Bigfoot Sighting
First off, in my last post I said it was a 49 second video. It now appears this was in fact a 2 minute and 49 second video. (CBC made a mistake on that one and I just shuffled the mistake along before checking it out.) Anyhow..., good stuff Bobby Clarke. I just hope whoever purhases the rights to this video gives Bobby Clarke a fair shake. He deserves to cash in by being the right guy, in the right place, at the right time and with a video camera to boot. Maybe Bobby Clarke will make his mark in Sasquatch documentaries along with fellow Canadian, Peter von Puttkamer, award-winning producer of the documentary, "Sasquatch Odyssey - the hunt for Bigfoot". In order to aggregate some of the stories out there I've put together a few links on the Manitoba Sasquatch sighting that you my find interesting.
Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be an 'Sasquatch nugget' - I hear they're big and stink real bad.
Hasta La L8r Señor Bigfoot Skeptic
Manitoba Bigfoot / Sasquatch Sighting and Video Update The 49 second video footage of a Bigfoot or Sasquatch has attracted the attention of large media outlets eager to buy the rights. The folks in Norway House, Manitoba know a winner when they see one. The only thing that could top that would be to convince the hairy guy to do a guest appearance on the Jay Leno Show. From what I understand, they're quite shy though. One of the locals, Joey Robertson said, "Couple of my friends and cousins have seen it, and some of them, first didn't believe in anything like that. When they seen the video, it convinced them." Anyhow..., there shouldn't be any question from this point forward as to where Norway House, Manitoba can be found on the map or who local ferry operator, Bobby Clarke is. More to follow as reports filter in. This is fun stuff!
Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be an 'Sasquatch nugget' - I hear they're big and stink real bad.
Hasta La L8r Señor Bigfoot Skeptic
Joey Robertson...
...quoted by CBC
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Paul Martin About to Plead to Nation to Save His Ass
Address to Nation Thursday, April 21, at 7:45 EDT. Our beleaguered Canadian leader, Paul Martin sounds like he's about ready to make a desperate plea to his captainship from an increasingly mutinous public. The News Media is hustling to get this covered as it's come on rather short notice. Trouble is, it doesn't look the press was invited. Speculation is mounting as to what he hopes to accomplish with this unusual tactic but we aim to keep you posted. Check the following for up to the minute coverage:
Anyhow..., please check back. I'm in the middle of switching this site over to a 'database driven dynamic' sort of thing and there could be a couple of speed bumps I've overlooked. In all likelihood there's going to be some potholes to go with the speed bumps.
If you care to have a look at what it's looking like check it out... [HERE]
Hasta La L8r Señor PM
...Breaking News!
Sasquatch Sighting in Manitoba
More to follow as reports filter in. This is fun stuff!
Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be an 'Sasquatch nugget' - I hear they're big and stink real bad.
Hasta La L8r Señor Bigfoot Skeptic
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Glad it Wasn't Adgate
"... AdScam the proud Canuckian Scam Scandal ..."
Glad, real glad actually that someone in the media didn't tag the largest scandal in Canadian history, "Adgate". That would have been a huge insult to our national pride. I cringe when I recall "Shawinigate" or "Strippergate". At least "AdScam" makes it our scam and doesn't get it confused with any other scam!
"AdScam" could quite easily have been called "CanScam" but I kind of like the 'roots' connotation to the title "AdScam", going back to the Montreal advertising agencies at the heart of this Canuckian embarrassment. At least we have a name for our scandal that nobody can say we copied from our
Yankee
cousins. I was really getting tired of the "...gate" suffix being appended to every public no-no happening in the past 30 years.
Who knows? Maybe the next American scandal will be tagged with the "...Scam" suffix. How about "IntelliScam" for the next intelligence gathering boondoggle cooked up by some American Alphabet Spy Agency - the AASA. That just got me to wondering - how on Earth did the word "intelligence" ever get associated with espionage? Especially considering the sleaziness of the whole business. It probably comes from that same pool of reasoning that refers to purjury as "selective amnesia".
Anyhow..., "AdScam" the proud Canuckian Scam Scandal that's all ours.
Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be an 'intelligence nugget' - that would be like calling a "rabbit turd" a "smart pill".
Hasta La L8r Señor ...gate Tagger
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Making Money With a Website
Making money with a website can be a bit of a challenge. This one relies on two methods to garner income. One being Google Ads and the other being PayPal donations. So far the donations are a bit on the light side. To be more exact it's the point that divides negative from positive, referred to as zip, zilch, zero in most languages. Donations aren't that brisk for the moment but with the right cause it could prove profitable. The Google Ads do work but to make a living solely from them would require some pretty substantial traffic. That's the tricky part, especially trying to do it with nothing but time as an investment. A couple of thousand page hits a day would likely be worth in the neighbourhood of $300 a month using nothing but Google Ads for revenue - a start. Near as I can tell you need current content, something to sell, freebies, up-sells, skin, or any combination of same. That's where it's looking like I need to go with FreeBSD, Apache, MySQL and PHP. The way I have things set up at the moment is kind of shakey but I've learned a ton in getting it to where it is. If this is ever going to sustain me it's going to need an overhaul soon - real soon - like before I starve to death. Therein lies my biggest problem. No one understands that sitting in front of a computer all day isn't a waste of time. Well it is if you play FreeCell or porn surf or surf surf or chat with friends or things like that. The fact of the matter is, I don't! Anyhow..., I know I'm close to earning a living at this except that I'm not quite there yet. Stay tuned though, it's going to be a big day when I donate 10% of my first $10,000,000 and give it away. Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be an 'entrepenurial nugget' the brightest of all such nuggets. Hasta La L8r Señor Poverty
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Dual Core Processors - the Perfect Windows Companion
While a lot of hardware junkies may be lusting over a shiny new dual-core Pentium machine from Alienware or Dell it could soon be the requirement for workstations running MS Windows. For the technically inclined the imagination conjures up all manner of use for the second core. How about processing that flight data from your recent rocket launch or maybe even compute winning lottery numbers while you're working on your doctoral thesis. These are valid reasons to purchase one of these hot-rod wonders but to require one for running all the system utilities that keep your Windows box free of vermin sounds too much like the wrong reason. But..., that's exactly what PCMag suggests in their recent review of the Dell XPS Gen5. As PCMag so nochalantly puts it, "One of the complaints we've heard from readers is that "protection" programs, like Norton Internet Security, are useful for safeguarding their systems. but slow their computers to a crawl. Dual-core Hyper-Threaded processors, such as the Pentium EE 840, can help, improving your computing experience because the processor's dual cores can process tasks simultaneously. While most of the system is "concentrating" on making sure your Internet or gaming experience is fulfilled in the foreground, the reserve power that the dual cores provide protects you in the background, running Norton or other antivirus or firewall programs." Anyhow..., until I make a whole lot more money than I'm making off of this site the best I'm ever going to be able to hope for is an aging dual Alpha EV68/1.0 Ghz number cruncher. That would still be way more than what I would require to do what it is I do. Curiously enough, when Windows NT ran on dual processor Alphas one processor handled nothing but the GUI. Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be 'perfectly good dual Alpha nugget' picked up at government auction for a song. Hasta La L8r Señor Magazine Junkie
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Calgary Police Chief Shuts Down Annoying Website
Censorship is alive and kicking at the headquarters of the Calgary Police Service. It's would appear that Police Chief Jack Beaton has used a rare legal tactic to seize a computer from a private home that was believed to have been used as a webserver discrediting the Police Chief. Not only did he get the webserver seized, he managed to get a complete and suffocating gag order issued that prevents anyone from talking about the case or reading any documents related to it. This has rubbed city media the wrong way and they have put up legal arguments to have the order lifted. Curiously enough Alderman Craig Burrows has no problem with this extreme form of censorship. Burrows tells CBC News, "I think any time you go after the morale of a service or the morale of a city that takes pride in its service, the chief has a right to act." Fair enough, but that doesn't give Beaton the right to act like a bully. Anyhow..., I guess I'm a bit of an Anarchist so that's why power, and especially it's abuse, irks me to no end. I'm pretty sure this isn't the last we'll hear of Police Chief Jack Beaton and his detractors. Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be 'censored'. Hasta La L8r Señor Censor
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Death of the Light Bulb
The incandescent light bulb was invented more than a hundred years ago and replaced 'fire for light' for the first time in eons. Now Researchers at the Lighting Research Center at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, N.Y. are reporting they have been able to increase the output of light from an LED to almost six times that of an incandescent bulb. Although power saving has been the primary selling point of compact flourescent bulbs they have never taken off. Could the new generation of LEDs and LED technology be the replacement for the incandescent bulb that compact flourescents never were? AP has an interesting follow up to the news release with an interesting idea about being able to tune the color of the light to suit your every whim. Anyhow..., light has allowed me to read well past my bed time for nearly half a century. I already have a decent selection of LED flashlights so I'm interested to see what household lighting will look like when it's provided by the wonders of Light Emitting Diodes. Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be a 'LED lit nugget'. Hasta La L8r Señor Light Bulb
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Death By Misadventure
†"Death by misadventure" is the verdict delivered at a hearing into the death of Gareth Mason of England. While attempting to moon some imaginary passers-by he ended up doing the "drunk d00d wobble dance" through a plate glass window, skewering himself on a spiked fence. The coroner's report indicates that he was fairly well marinated at 292 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood - quadruple the limit for passable steering privileges. Strangely enough, he was eating kebab at the time. It's bad enough getting liquored-up and killing yourself but it's got to be hugely embarrassing finding yourself pinned to a spiked, wrought iron fence with your pants around your ankles. I'm sure he'll be nominated for a Darwin Award by graciously removing himself from the gene pool in such spectacular fashion. There's a lesson here boys and girls and I don't think it requires much in the way of explanation. Remember - common sense will likely get you further down the twisty, rutted road of life than dollars and cents ever will. Anyhow..., "Death by Misadventure" - I've dodged that puppy on more than a few occasions. Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be a 'fool's gold nugget'. Hasta La L8r Señor Drunken d00d
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