The school has been locked down and police snipers on rooftops and in the streets are assesing the situation. It has been reported that a vigilant citizen called authorities to report seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped in a t-shirt into Marshall Junior High in Clovis, N.M.. Was he heading in with a concealed weapon with the intention of holding up the Burrito Stand?

Nope! He was packing a burrito! Apparently a 30 inch burrito he had rolled up for extra credits on an assignment to create commercial advertising for a product of his choice. He chose the burrito.

Anyhow..., the dust settled and the cowboys rode out without a single soul getting snipered in the 2 hour "burrito standoff".

Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be a 'high velocity burrito nugget' propelled by some high potency frijoles.

Hasta La L8r Señor Burrito Bandido