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[EARTHSHAKING] - Mexican Calimo Complex Volcano Goes Active

• This is right off the wire folks. And that's not your syndicated news wires - it's the moccasin telegraph! Exclusive video footage of the eruption from "Observatorio Vulcanológico de la Universidad de Colima" at the link above!

[POLITICS] - Chretien Drops Legal Proceedings Against Gomery

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[STRANGE] - Man Sets House on Fire to Get Guests to Leave

• Would these be the guests from hell? What happened to the good old fashioned double barrel shotgun?

[NON] - France Votes Against EU Constitution

• Those French are an independent bunch aren't they?

[MOTORSPORTS] - Danica Patrick Shows the Boys How to Drive a Race Car

• OK..., she didn't come in first at the Indy 500 but she darn near did. I'ld keep an eye on this young lady! Sorry boys, but I believe she's engaged - you wouldn't have a hope in hell of catching her anyway!

[POLITICS] - Canadians Don't Trust Their Politicians

• So it's a pointless poll with an obvious conclusion. It does give an indication of the pulse of the nation though.

[MOTORSPORTS] - Robin Miller of Speed TV Just Can't Say Enough About Danica Patrick

• I'm kind of curious as to why her list of favourites includes Canadian actors, Canadian musicians and Canadian race car drivers. Good to see she's getting noticed for her talent instead of her gender.

[FUNNY] - Israeli Finance Minister Catches Fire

• Why on earth would anyone want to stick a stinky cigar in their jacket pocket - either lit or unlit! A flask maybe - but of course that can get you lit too! Anyhow..., jackets and ties are for those with an aversion to physical labour.

[POLITICS] - Chretien Drops Legal Proceedings Against Gomery

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Just in case you're wondering, "Earthshaking" news is bigger than "Breaking" news. Of all natural disasters, earthquakes, volcanos and tsunamis are the largest contributing factor in keeping the population explosion in check. Domineering geopolitical oligarchies are generally more effective at population control but lack an overall unbiased approach. Natural disasters excel at eliminating all bias and prejudice.

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