Anyhow..., a friend of mine gave me a newspaper clipping today and going by the degree of fading I would say it would have to be about three weeks or a month ago when it was published. OK..., so here's the deal:  This is right off the printed page or what I have of it tagged:

Journal Staff, Edmonton

• "Two males face multiple charges after they were caught doing doughnuts in the downtown police headquarters parking lot on Saturday.?
  Police spokeswoman Karen Carlson said police spotted two males in an Eagle Talon doing doughnuts in the parking lot just after 9 p.m.
  
  Doughnuts are created by rotating the rear of the car around the front wheels continuously, creating circular skid marks and causing tire smoke.
  
  When police stopped the vehicle, they noticed a weapon in the car and searched it. They say they seized $6,000 worth of methamphetamine, $500 worth of cocaine, cash, various drug paraphernalia and an imitation Uzi machine gun loaded with BBs.
  
  Charged with drug and weapons offences are Andrew Cory Reid, 43, and a 17-year-old male, both of St. Albert.
  
  The youth was also wanted on four outstanding warrants."

I guess my question would be, "How the hell did that 43-year-old stay alive that long?" Natural selection should have de-circulated him a lot sooner than that.

So..., that's it for tonight. Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be a 'brilliant criminal nugget' - definitely not the brightest of the bunch.

Hasta La L8r Señor Mafioso Gangsta Mara Salvatrucha d00dster - Watcha-u-ass or ah gonna pop a BB een eet!