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Research ::
The Ergonomic Hazards of Bartending

This is moot point as robo-bartenders have been spotted mustering on the horizon. Why not research something useful like an instant sober-upper pill or something.

Awards ::
Prosthetic Balls for Neutered Dogs Wins Ig-Nobel Prize

I'm speechless!

Medicine ::
Vaccine to Fight Cervical Cancer

OK..., on to the next big killer - old age.

Plane Crash ::
Crashed FedEx Cargo Plane Carrying Research Viruses

Is there any safe way to transport a research virus? Just throw it in a box and ship it FedEx - what could possibly go wrong?

Natural Disaster ::
210 Dead in Aftermath of Hurricane Stan

Swollen rivers have knocked out bridges and roads hampering rescue efforts.

Travel ::
How to Chalk Up One Million Airmiles with a Two Month Open Pass

This guy must be a superhuman if he can survive a hundred Air Canada flights in sixty days. He will likely - in parallel - achieve some sort of record for volume of lost luggage in sixty days.

Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be a 'Breaking News Nugget' - and you can say you saw it here first. Others will just have to wait for the rest to catch up.

Note:: These headlines rotated, updated & barbecued throughout the day. Enjoy!

Hasta La L8r Señor Headline Hunter