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Batman has been spotted cruising around in a classic Batsun 210 with a "Robin's breast orange" paint job. When asked about this change in rides Batman had this to say. "I don't know who the Joker is that's trying to control the world by controlling the oil resources but I intend to find the villain and put him on a skateboard for the rest of his meager existence."

"Do you think I like having to get around in this cramped little piece of bat-crap? No way! Darn near had to put a sun roof in it just so I had some room for my ears but got around that by lowering the seat to the floor boards. This is humiliating for a super-hero and something needs to be done before I get caught peddling around on a finned Schwinn."

Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be a 'Bat Nugget' - they're quite rare and go for big buck-a-roos on the on-line auctions.

Hasta La L8r Señor Super Hero

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Breaking ::
Near Real-Time Reports from New Orleans

Hit the refresh button on your web browser to get the latest reports out of New Orleans. This links to WWL TV's continuously updated blog concerning the deepening crisis in New Orleans.

Disaster ::
Broken Levees Causing Humanitarian Disaster

Worst fears now a reality for the historic city of New Orleans.

Disaster ::
New Orleans Under Martial Law

Not to mention being 80% under water after levees breached.

Disaster ::
Looters Exploit New Orleans Disaster

With 80% of New Orleans under water what do the looters hope to accomplish - to die with the most loot? Some people have a bunch of trouble getting their priorities straight.

A crisis of unprecedented magnitude is coming to light as reports filter in from our cousins to the south. Hundreds of thousands of people have lost everything and have nowhere to go. We need to tell our elected officials that now is the time to offer our assistance. Dispense with the dithering and make something happen immediately. You can send your suggestions to Prime Minister Paul Martin by e-mail at pm@pm.gc.ca or write or fax the Prime Minister’s office at:

        Office of the Prime Minister

        80 Wellington Street

        Ottawa

        K1A 0A2

        Fax: 613-941-6900

Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be a 'Breaking News Nugget' - and you can say you saw it here first. Others will just have to wait for the rest to catch up.

Note:: These headlines rotated, updated & barbecued throughout the day. Enjoy!

Hasta La L8r Señor Headline Hunter

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:: BREAKING ::
Tornado Rips Up Farmyard in Peace Country

• Sure would like to see one myself someday - and live to tell about with pictures to prove it!

:: SEARCH ::
Yahoo Allows Search Sorts

• A 'slider' allows you to sort your searches for commercial content of informational content. Interesting!

:: INTERESTING ::
Blogging For a Living

• OK..., I surrender! Anyone out there that wants to hire me as their blogger is free to call at any time of the day or night with offers of fame and wealth. Blogger for Hire - have keyboard - will travel!

:: EARTHSHAKING ::
Can the Gravitational Tug of the Moon Cause Earthquakes?

• A thought provoking article from National Geographic.com on using the information to predict earthquakes. Also included is way to check the classifieds for missing dogs and cats in your quest for earthquake prediction.

:: EUROPE ::
Dutch Say No to EU Constitution

• So much for the laid back Dutch!

:: SPY ::
Flawed Keystroke Logger Trips Up Would Be Israeli Spy

• Keystroke loggers are for spy wannabes. Real spies don't stoop that low!

:: LANDSLIDE ::
Landslide Sends 17 Muti-Million Dollar Homes Down the Hillside

• Fortunately only 5 people suffered minor injuries.

:: AVIATION ::
Steve Fossett Geared Up for Transatlantic Open Cockpit Flight

• I've been for a ride in a stunt plane - way too much fun! Sure would like to go for a ride in a Stearman or something of that nature. Maybe I should fire off an e-mail to Steve!

:: HUH ::
$350,000 Laptop Appropriately Named the E-Go

• So just exactly what do you get for your $350,000? For starters you get 80 carats of top quality diamonds set in the inlaid palladium plates. The E-Go logo sports a pair of rubies. It also appears that you can skin this thing with a multitude of quick-change covers. I would guess these laptops aren't mass produced and require a hefty deposit to get one made. I think I'll e-mail them and ask if I can have one to try out.

So..., I'm trying a little different format for the headlines just to space them out a bit and keep the lines 'left justified'. Should make it a little easier to read as well - not so jumbled up. It will require more scrolling but that's the price you pay for beauty.

Anyhow..., that's about it for today and tomorrow I'm on a road trip looking for new digs. I'm really hoping I get lucky cause it's about time I did!

Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be a 'Breaking News Nugget' - and you can say you saw it here first. Others will just have to wait for the rest to catch up.

Note:: These headlines rotated, updated & barbecued throughout the day. Enjoy!

Hasta La L8r Señor Headline Hunter

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[EARTHSHAKING] - Mexican Calimo Complex Volcano Goes Active

• This is right off the wire folks. And that's not your syndicated news wires - it's the moccasin telegraph! Exclusive video footage of the eruption from "Observatorio Vulcanológico de la Universidad de Colima" at the link above!

[POLITICS] - Chretien Drops Legal Proceedings Against Gomery

• Fore!

[STRANGE] - Man Sets House on Fire to Get Guests to Leave

• Would these be the guests from hell? What happened to the good old fashioned double barrel shotgun?

[NON] - France Votes Against EU Constitution

• Those French are an independent bunch aren't they?

[MOTORSPORTS] - Danica Patrick Shows the Boys How to Drive a Race Car

• OK..., she didn't come in first at the Indy 500 but she darn near did. I'ld keep an eye on this young lady! Sorry boys, but I believe she's engaged - you wouldn't have a hope in hell of catching her anyway!

[POLITICS] - Canadians Don't Trust Their Politicians

• So it's a pointless poll with an obvious conclusion. It does give an indication of the pulse of the nation though.

[MOTORSPORTS] - Robin Miller of Speed TV Just Can't Say Enough About Danica Patrick

• I'm kind of curious as to why her list of favourites includes Canadian actors, Canadian musicians and Canadian race car drivers. Good to see she's getting noticed for her talent instead of her gender.

[FUNNY] - Israeli Finance Minister Catches Fire

• Why on earth would anyone want to stick a stinky cigar in their jacket pocket - either lit or unlit! A flask maybe - but of course that can get you lit too! Anyhow..., jackets and ties are for those with an aversion to physical labour.

[POLITICS] - Chretien Drops Legal Proceedings Against Gomery

• Fore!

Just in case you're wondering, "Earthshaking" news is bigger than "Breaking" news. Of all natural disasters, earthquakes, volcanos and tsunamis are the largest contributing factor in keeping the population explosion in check. Domineering geopolitical oligarchies are generally more effective at population control but lack an overall unbiased approach. Natural disasters excel at eliminating all bias and prejudice.

Check back regularly, no telling what little nugget of gnarled knowledge or whimsical wisdom you're going to unearth here but it could be a 'Breaking News Nugget' - and you can say you saw it here first.

Note:: These headlines rotated, updated & barbecued throughout the day. Enjoy!

Hasta La L8r Señor News Junkie